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Long Time No See, Wolfowitz!

Page January 25th, 2008

We knew they’d find a way to sneak him back into the administration. The Boston Globe reports:

Paul Wolfowitz, the former World Bank president and former deputy secretary of defense who was instrumental in the US decision to invade Iraq in 2003, has been named chairman of a panel that advises the State Department on arms-control issues.

“Arms control”, as in WMDs. Oh, the irony…

In case you’re wondering where Wolfowitz has been since his demise last year as president of the World Bank, he’s been hanging out with the sensitive, thoughtful souls at the American Enterprise Institute.

The State Department panel that he will chair is the ISAB, or the International Security Advisory Board. As described on the State Department website:

The Secretary of State’s International Security Advisory Board (formerly called the Arms Control and Nonproliferation Advisory Board (ACNAB)) provides the Department with independent insight and advice on all aspects of arms control, disarmament, international security, and related aspects of public diplomacy. The ISAB is sponsored and overseen by the Under Secretary for Arms Control and International Security. The Board provides its recommendations directly to the Secretary of State.

The Boston Globe article continues with a great quote from an expert in the field of nuclear nonproliferation:

Joseph Cirincione, a senior fellow and director for nuclear policy at the Center for American Progress, a Washington-based policy research group, criticized Wolfowitz’s appointment.

“The advice given by Paul Wolfowitz over the past six years ranks among the worst provided by any defense official in history,” Cirincione said. “I have no idea why anyone would want more.”

As Arms Control Wonk’s Jeffrey Lewis mentioned here and here, it’s noteworthy that Wolfowitz will be chairing a panel that already leans to the right. It includes Kathleen Bailey, Amb. Robert Joseph, and Keith B. Payne, who are members of a right wing think tank that has advocated the development of nuclear “bunker busters”. The board also includes James R. Schlesinger (Secretary of Defense under Presidents Nixon and Ford), and former CIA director R. James Woolsey (1993-1995), who, on September 12, 2001, claimed that “the most likely, certainly not the only possibility [behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks) is Iraq.”

One of the other board members is William van Cleave, who, like Wolfowitz, was a member of the infamous “Team B“, way back when George H. W. Bush was head of the CIA:

The outside experts on Team B were led by Harvard Professor Richard Pipes and included such well-known hawks as Paul Nitze, William Van Cleave, and Paul Wolfowitz. Not surprisingly, Team B concluded that the intelligence specialists had badly underestimated the threat because they relied too heavily on hard data, instead of extrapolating the Soviets’ intentions from ideology.[1] According to some Team B members, “the principal threat to our nation, to world peace, and to the cause of human freedom was the Soviet drive for dominance based upon an unparalleled military buildup.”[2]

Although the Team B report contained little factual data, it was enthusiastically received by conservative groups such as the Committee on the Present Danger, whose members included Ronald Reagan, and the President’s Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board. But the report turned out to be grossly inaccurate.

[snip]

Team B was right about one thing. The CIA estimate was indeed flawed. In 1989, the agency published an internal review of the threat assessments from 1974 to 1986. The report concluded that the Soviet threat had been “substantially overestimated” every year. In 1978, the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence found that the selection of Team B members yielded a flawed composition of political views and biases.[4] Consequently, the Team B analysis was deemed a gross exaggeration and completely inaccurate.

In other words, Wolfowitz learned the art of threat inflation way back during the Cold War, and perfected it in the buildup to the Iraq war. So, he’ll definitely be in good company in his new job.

So, what’s the next threat inflation project? Iran?

I’m “super-mean”

Page October 22nd, 2007

I’ll get to why I did this in a minute, but tonight I decided to look up the definition of “peacenik” on The Google. Just for fun.

The top hit was from wordnet.princeton.edu:

someone who prefers negotiations to armed conflict in the conduct of foreign relations

Ok, sounds like me. I mean, I’m not a dumbass. I’m not even a highly educated dumbass (that would be you, National Review Online guys and gals):

Cheney: U.S. Will Not Let Iran Go Nuclear

They are super-mean about them now, but maybe, just maybe, one day peaceniks in America and Europe will recognize George W. Bush and Dick Cheney as the men who prevented World War Three. Surely then they would be deserving of a Nobel Peace Prize?

How long before Bush uses “super-mean” in a press conference (in which he already uses plenty of stupid)?

We’ve seen a spate of “who doesn’t deserve the Nobel Peace Prize and why” stuff lately, since Al Gore had the audacity to spread the word that the planet desperately needs our help, and got well-deserved recognition for it.

But… Bush and Cheney? The NRO continues with a lament about the Damned Liberal Media™:

History will no doubt be kinder to Bush and Cheney than The New York Times is today.

Cheney: U.S. Will Not Let Iran Go Nuclear,

The Associated Press, Oct 21, 5:17 pm

LEESBURG, Va. (AP) - The United States and other nations will not allow Iran to obtain a nuclear weapon, Vice President Dick Cheney said Sunday. “Our country, and the entire international community, cannot stand by as a terror-supporting state fulfills its grandest ambitions,” Cheney said.

He said Iran’s efforts to pursue technology that would allow them to build a nuclear weapon are obvious and that “the regime continues to practice delay and deceit in an obvious effort to buy time.”

… While he was critical of that government and President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, he offered praise and words of solidarity to the Iranian people. Iran “is a place of unlimited potential and it has the right to be free of tyranny,” Cheney said.

Cheney’s words followed President Bush’s warning last week that a nuclear Iran could lead to “World War III.” At a news conference, Bush had suggested that if Iran obtained nuclear weapons, it could lead to a new world war.

“I’ve told people that if you’re interested in avoiding World War III, it seems like you ought to be interested in preventing them (Iran) from having the knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon,” Bush said.

I’m stunned by three things:

  1. Someone thinks Bush and Cheney are deserving of a Nobel Peace Prize. Wouldn’t… uh, a war kind of cancel that out? I mean, the reason that Republican Kissinger got the Prize was for diplomacy. It’s irrelevant that I think the entire Nixon administration was corrupt; what is amazing is that anyone would even think that any member of the Bush administration even has the word “diplomacy” in his or her vocabulary.
  2. Even if Iran may have not-so-good intentions (they’ve been less than forthcoming with the IAEA, among other things), what purpose do threats serve? Iran’s version of Cheney has his equivalent of George W. Bush to rattle that saber right back… and to keep the centrifuges running. I smell a small-scale Cold War, not World War III.
  3. Oh, and, Cheney (plus, obviously numerous right wing armchair generals), with what military do you propose you’ll accomplish this?

And, last but not least, I’d like to say to the NRO: you’re really reaching this time. Peace war, mmmkay?

A Russian Ex-Con’s ‘100% no risk…’ Business Venture

Page October 16th, 2007

A couple of years ago, I thought about setting up a blog called www.BloggingReallyBadIdeas.com. So many possible fluff entries, so little time: The Spice Girls Reunion, inviting Tom Cruise to be on one’s talk show, Jelly Shoes™, Warrant… . And so many possible serious entries: commanding an oil tanker while drunk, producing a frightening mixture of organics, acids, and high level nuclear waste, and putting it in open trenches and single-wall tanks, and, most recently, Russian floating nuclear reactors.

This story caught my eye back in August. I’m going to post the video first, then the link to the article. As if the proposal wasn’t bad enough, they had to add really crappy Eastern European techno music. Absolutely surreal:

It gets even better. From the 7 August 2007 Wall Street Journal:

In an industrial park in northern Jakarta, traders hawk electronics and pirated DVDs. From a steel-grated storefront here, Alexander Chilikov is trying to sell a floating nuclear power plant.

“There’s 100% no risk,” says Mr. Chilikov, a 44-year-old former vodka salesman from Russia who says he spent six years in prison there. “If you have the information, you can’t be against this.”

There are so many things wrong on so many levels in the last couple of sentences.

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